The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.
No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.
They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.
I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!
Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.
- Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!
- I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!
- No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister.
Saving the world with meals on wheels.
No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?
- *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!
- It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'!
- They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens!