The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.

They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.

I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!

Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.

  1. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!
  2. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!
  3. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister.

Saving the world with meals on wheels.

No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?

  • *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!
  • It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'!
  • They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens!